Despair in style with this funny cynical pessimist shirt. Loaded with 1970s inspired ironic floral charm, this sarcastic, nature-inspired shirt is perfect for wallowing in the hopeless existential dread that existence is all about.

Shirt Info:

• Cotton/Poly Blend
• 1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs
• Unisex Fit
• hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks

Our soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:
X-Small: 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve
Small: 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve
Medium: 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve
Large: 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve
X-Large: 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve
2X-Large: 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve
3X-Large: 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve

Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.